i'm back again..

I'm Baaaack.......
setelah 3 bulan meninggalkan blog ini menyepi kini syanim kembali..
yes, i agree..i'm not a good blogger..i'm juz a lazy syanim who always dreaming and fall to sleep..poor syanim..

a lot of things happen, my birthday suprise, exam, mos, my sister giving birth, n bla bla bla..

i should wrote all those memories in this blog, but i don't..i dont even have any pictures to paste to this blog, so it will be really boring post today eventhough i'm back..poor blog..

maybe i will update my blog if i got a new brand hp with 8.1 mp camera or a digital camera..owh..how i wished i'm gonna own them..(syanim, anda bermimpi dan berangan lg..wake up!!)

i think there's nothing else i can say~eh~eh~(lady gaga, 2009)..so better stop typing and come again with something more fantastic and marvellous story..right syanim?(yeah..maybe..dreaming2 chicken shit a.k.a angan2 tahi ayam)

bong bong ngok!

tak salah jika kite mencube..hehe!

What color/kind of socks are you wearing?
[ ] Red = loud
[ ] Green = stupid
[x] None = freaky
[ ] Fuzzy = gorgeous
[ ] Yellow = innocent
[ ] Purple = a little too happy
[ ] Black = emo
[ ] Stripes = funny
[ ] Gray = skanky
[ ] Pink = preppy
[ ] Light blue = sweaty
[ ] Other = hot
[ ] White = sexy


What kind of pants are you wearing?
[x]Shorts = cutie
[ ]Skirt/skort = skank
[ ]Corduroy = faggot homosexual
[ ]Tight jeans = scene kid
[ ]Ripped jeans = emo
[ ]Cammo = cage fighter
[ ]Jeans = prep
[ ]Pajamas = pimp
[ ]Cargo = clown
[ ]Sweats = athlete
[ ]Boxers = brat
[ ]Booty shorts = female
[ ]Capris = Gangster
[ ]Nothing = hoe
[ ]Dickies = weirdo
[ ]Bikini bottoms = tiki girl
[ ]Other = sex addict

What is your natural hair color?
[ ]Auburn = that every one wants to make out with
[ ]Blonde = with a broken heart
[x] Black = with a sexy smile
[ ]Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend
[ ]Red = that likes to have fun
[ ]Brown = who loves to be different
[ ]Dirty blonde= with a nice ass
[ ]Bald = with herpes


Pick the month you were born on:
[ ]1 = who ate
[ ]2 = who needed
[ ]3 = who killed
[ ]4 = who shot
[ ]5 = who killed
[ ]6 = who smoked with
[ ]7 = who banged
[ ]8 = who ran shirtless with
[ ]9 = who got stabbed horribly by
[x]10 = who cuddled with
[ ]11 = who slept with
[ ]12 = who ran naked with

Pick the day you were born on:
[ ]01 = the kool-aid man
[ ]02 = a dog
[ ]03 = a shoe
[ ]04 = a toothbrush
[ ]05 = Santa Claus
[ ]06 = The Trojan man
[ ]07 = Barney the dinosaur
[ ]08 = a prostitute
[ ]09 = a porn star
[ ]10 = a bag of weed
[ ]11 = my lover
[ ]12 = a glass of milk
[ ]13 = a horse
[ ]14 = a lesbian
[ ]15 = a stripper
[ ]16 = a pickle
[ ]17 = a jew
[ ]18 = a homo
[ ]19 = an orange
[ ]20 = my mom
[ ]21 = a homeless guy
[ ]22 = a whore
[ ]23 = my crush
[ ]24 = an easter egg
[ ]25 = a jar of honey
[ ]26 = a condom
[x]27 = a bowl of cereal
[ ]28 = a french fry
[ ]29 = your dealer
[ ]30 = Paris Hilton
[ ]31 = your grandma


Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing
[ ]White = because I love marijuana
[x]Black = because I'm sexy as hell
[ ] Pink = Because the lil people told me to
[ ]Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs
[ ]Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous
[ ]Polka Dots = because I hate my life
[ ]Purple = because I'm gay
[ ]Gray = because I got dared
[ ]Other = because that's how I roll
[ ]Green = because I'm good in bed
[ ]Orange = because I smoke crack
[ ]Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose
[ ]Brown = because I had to
[ ]Shirtless = because I've got abs

I'm a freaky cutie with a sexy smile who cuddled with a bowl of cereal because i'm sexy as hell..

ape2 saje lah?merapek sungguh..

red is gwen!!

maybe korg x tau..i'm a fan of gwen stefanie!!weee~~

sgt admire ngan personality dia, style dia..especially the red hot colour on her lips..

dia mmg suke pkai lipstick kaler merah..



so i decided to have that red hot lips like gwen have..

iki pun teruja sekali, n dia pun nak try gak..

1st ktorg try lipstick tester kat guardian, and then lari pegi ke lorong2 yang tidak mudah dilhat oleh orang awam..

next, posing..1-2-3-smile!!

merah x bibir saye?

muncung kan bibir supaya nampak lebih seksi..

iki muncung kan bibir sampai berkerut muke..haha!

hu..nampaknye tak hot mcm gwen..jalan laju2 g toilet..cuci bibir..malu ye kalo jln2 ngan warne lipstick yg terang benderang ni..

next time, ktorg akan cube cari colour yg same mcm gwen pkai..ngeee!!

number missing

well, td pagi aku ade klas for profesional practice for 3 hours..

my lecturer is still young and new..i can say that she's cute too..

biaselah klas kalau sampai 3 jam of course penat..smua pun layu dan sayu..so my lect pun cube r bagi semangat supaya smua segar..

L : ala klas..relax la..kt kan ade 3 jam..kul 11-1-2-3 (sambil megira2 gunakan jari)

S : (what?lame gile?xkan klas smpai kul 3 kot?blur..blur..)

L : eh?kul 11-1-2-3..(buat kiraan kali ke-2)

haha!then i realized..dia pkai jam ape takde nombor 12? mane kul 12 nye cik oii..?kesian..maybe dia pun penat gak mengajar..nanti hari guru saye bagi hadiah ye..kehkehkeh!

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it's been a long time i didn't updated my blog..

huhh...

nothing to talk about..or maybe i juz don't know how to write a feeling..

bosan..

somebody help me please!!

just imagine kalo time mcm ni dpt 'somethg' yg me-release kan tension..

huh..mule lah berfikiran jahat..

cek2 dlm phonebook kalau2 ade member yg bley bg stock..

what?i mean stock n shares yg lect ajar pagi td la..

aaaaarrrrgghhhhh!!!!

TENSIONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!

i bet no one understand..haha!

my first time working experience..

yup..that's true..aku memang tak pernah bekerja sebelom ni..except practical that is mmg benda wajib utk my study..so, mase tuh aku adelah student yg diwajibkan bekerja jika mahu lulus ya..

kat UitM ade majlis konvokesyen selama 7 hari, dan aku bekerja sebagai penjual bear..yes..nampak mcm bosan je keje tuh..tp keje tuh agak tough r..sbb kene berdepan ngan beribu2 org yg bermacam2 kerenah and most of the time berdiri sambil jerit2 "BEAR!BEAR! YG KECIK RM35, BESAR RM50! FREE RIBBON FREE KAD, XDE CHARGE!" plus dengan cuace yg panas sehingga menghitamkan kulit saya..uwwaaaa!!

si syanim penjual bear..berkulit itam berambut kerinting..
yo!what's up dude!

ini lah gerai saya..bear sempoi2 je..tp mcm pisang panas woo..maybe sbb murah kot..


di mana ade aku, di situ ade iki..we are loving couple..haha!


selain bear, ktorg jual belon terbang..sorg lg tuh shiha..


ade fly.fm myvi troopers dtg bg goodies kat ktorg..


that is justin from fly.fm..pastu doraemon pnye adik kat blakang tuh sebok gak nak ambik gambar..aku dah jual dia..goodbye doralin..sape suro menyebok?


tuh smua peniaga2 yg kononnye best friend r..bukan ye..ktorg bersaing sapenye bear lg byk jual..copycat pn ade di situ ye..dah copy jual ngan harga lg murah!eeeiii..buat lah design sendiri!tp ade gak yg friendly..



last day promotion..jualan penghabisan stok! "BEAR KECIK RM20, YG BESAR 40!"
harga runtuh gile2 beb..dahsyat2..untung budak2 yg konvo last day..

even penat gile, tp bayaran dia berbaloi r dengan kepenatan aku..rm60/day..wah!!thank u bos!lupe plak nak ambik gambar bos..tula bz sgt..sem depan panggil saye lg tau bos..ngee!

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what is that?

it's a bird!

it's a bat!

it's a plane!

it's a pig!

it's a monster!









NO!!

IT'S A FLYING HAMSTER!!!

ARRGGHHH!! RUN AND SAVE YOUR LIFE!!

PROFILE

Name : Rem
Sex : Male
Status : Duda anak 6 (4 mati tgl 2)
Wife : Dead because of penyakit kuku dan mulut.

i'm not the master of this hamster..saje bosan2 main conteng2 blog..lalala~~